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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
Marriage
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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