Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.