Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.