Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

He better call Becky with the good hair.

Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but, when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.

Marriage is like a home; the husband is the roof, and the wife is the main billar.

Don't be fretting...about me marrying. Marrying's a trouble and not marrying's a trouble and I sticks to the trouble I knows.