Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power

The definition of woman's work is shitwork

Most women are one man away from welfare.