Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big f**king Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"
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Related It’s amazing how fast you can run when there’s a f**king rottweiler chasing you. DAVID BOWICK You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it". CHLOE NEILL It is unjust and unfair. Anyway, marijuana is not a performance-enhancing drug. GEOFF PETERSON F**k, it's like they've never seen a f**king duct tape wall before. SHIVAN BARWARI Where's the goddamn f***ing flag? I want the goddamn f***ing flag up every f***ing morning at f***in... HILLARY CLINTON If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. WAYNE COYNE If life gives you the cold then only love can be the cure.Gary F Evans... GARY F EVANS... I once knew a man who was heir to the throne of a great kingdom, he lived as a ranger and fought his... C. JOYBELL C. If you ignore your own health then you are on a cliffs edge to oblivion if you fall off then their i... GARY F EVANS... You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you're called a widow, or a widower. If you'... ALAN BALL There are so many more interesting things in the world than f**king Jimmy Choo. Maybe (Mellon) is ju... KIMBERLY STEWART The feeling of someone telling you the truth invites trust into your heart, but if someone tells you... GARY F EVANS... The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not always... LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k ... DAVE MUSTAINE People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush
you know what? Shut the f**k u... DAVE MUSTAINE The saddest journey in the world is the one that follows a precise itinerary. Then you're not a trav... GUILLERMO DEL TORO My name is Very F**king Confused; what's your name? LEIGH WHANNELL If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... DEYTH BANGER I can beat him on a f**king mountain bike with knobbies. LANCE ARMSTRONG What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA There is an English saying that the king is always happy, or, 'happy as the king' - which is... BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ Life is like a seesaw you can be up hi one minute then before you know it you can be down low the ne... GARY F EVANS... In my country, at that time, being a champion of chess was like being a King. At that time I was a K... BORIS SPASSKY Let the wind blow, lad Let fall the deep snow, Let the stars fall, lad we'll answer ... JENNIFER A. NIELSEN If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. -Robert F. Gohee... ROBERT F. GOHEEN The fact of the matter is, I'm f**king brilliant. Not 'was' brilliant. 'Am' brilliant. PETE TOWNSHEND To have a calm logical approach to things can be worth its wait in gold if you have the patience for... GARY F EVANS... If your instigations stop, then there will not be anyone to instigate you. All these are indeed the ... DADA BHAGWAN The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great... LEMONY SNICKET You're f...ed if you run this. SIMON GOODWIN If we tempt fate we can go over like a roller coaster coming to the end of its tracks.Fate has its o... GARY F EVANS... I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete f**king idiot. CHRIS RAAB If you are not a king, do not accept the throne, which is the sit of your downfall. AIHEBHOLO-ORIA OKONOBOH Your part can be the king, but unless people are treating you like royalty, you ain't no king, m... JEFF BRIDGES Find combinations of flavors you love and buy the best quality ingredients you can afford. Your food... GAIL SIMMONS aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr... RAJA Cooking is like painting or writing a song. Just as there are only so many notes or colors, there ar... WOLFGANG PUCK And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into a... MARGARET CHO If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad SIERRA DEAN If we new how precious our lives were we would never make the same mistakes ,its only at the end tha... GARY F EVANS... You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Life is a testing ground so if your good enough you will pass if you cant make the pass then life wi... GARY F EVANS... But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs a... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If you love the mystery aspect, then its a great position because there are so many things you can d... CAPT. RANDY HARDY When there's darkness around you, shine your light even brighter. JEANETTE CORON When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of. FRANCESCO TOTTI To go on the journey of life there are things you have to be ready for whether you are young or old ... GARY F EVANS... I'm not insecure. I've been through way too much f**king sh*t to be insecure. I've got huge balls. B... DREW BARRYMORE And they say She's in the class A Team Stuck in her daydream Been that way since eigh... ED SHEERAN If you find out that people that once were in your life are evil you dont take matters into your own... GARY F EVANS... f you don't realize the source, you stumble in confusion and sorrow. When you realize where you come... LAO TZU Now, if King Crimson accepts responsibility for innovating its own tradition, you can't accept r... ROBERT FRIPP It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your ... J.R.R. TOLKIEN It is only when a man tames his own demons that he becomes the king of himself if not of the world. JOSEPH CAMPBELL If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING If you come to one of our shows then you're a little f**ked up. That's okay. We're just as f**ked up... GERARD WAY F**k!" he exploded, chocolate and caramel flying out of his mouth. My heart seized. He looked like h... KRISTEN ASHLEY Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding ... DAN BARKER if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances. JULIA SOREL Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. B... RICHARD CURTIS If love is the king,then lust & infatuation are its subjects. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) To have the will to go on when your world has come crashing at your feet is a salutation on the stre... GARY F EVANS... Why be a king, when you can be a king-maker. AHMAD TALAL ASIF Good Morning, Sunshine!" Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his bi... KATJA MILLAY This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, ar... MAGGIE STIEFVATER If my dna is ever recorded then its strain structure would be by f^! THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER If you’re such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus ... JASON MYERS People think that they are untouchable, but you will probably find that there lives are built around... GARY F EVANS... Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob... MITCH HEDBERG Life should be respected because we are only here because life wants us to be here.Nature should be ... GARY F EVANS... I'm going to own your body, Lila, because you f*cking own mine. STEPHANIE WITTER You are the KING of your own regime # [EMAIL PROTECTED] You are the KING of your own regime # [EMAIL PROTECTED] If the king is virtuous, then the subjects are also virtuous. If the king is sinful, then the subjec... CHANAKYA Girls you are stronger than you know.. If you don't like being treated like a doormat the get the f*... KELLY ELLIOTT You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... If u don't like the list.. then make your own list. Its just a list at the end of the day. OLASOT when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD If you wanna end your life like how King Uzziah did, then pride your life. But remember that sinful ... RAYMOND OBENG When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi... GILBERT GOTTFRIED Stoans want to be lissent to. Them big brown stoans in the formers feal they want to stan up and tal... RUSSELL HOBAN Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo... ELLEN WRIGHT I can only control my own performance. If I do my best, then I can feel good at the end of the day. MICHAEL PHELPS When life has torn everything from you and kicked you even when you are down, all you can really do ... GARY F EVANS... I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You ... KINGSLEY AMIS You either serve at the foot of a king or he serves at your foot. There is one thing that can be cou... BOBBY W. MILLER [Walking] is the perfect way of moving if you want to see into the life of things. It is the one way... ELIZABETH VON ARNIM In life, it is not a case of what you want but more like what you would like in a case of any decisi... GARY F EVANS... Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the trut... GERARD WAY Let it crumble! Let the rocks revile me and flowers wilt at my coming. Your whole universe is not en... JEAN-PAUL SARTRE If someone wants to lead a double life, they will find a way to do it. And they can promise you thin... STEPHANIE KLEIN She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY
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