Manipulation and pretentiousness, the dead can't do that.

All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years.

I woke up this morning and I wasn't dead. It's going to be a great day!

When I die, I give my friends permission to change my facebook status to "is dead

I murdered the beast inside but these fools dabbling in Necromancy.

Beloved friends and comrades... the national Libertarian Party is dead.