Man, you make me feel old.

I'm retired, man. I'm loving it. Just being a bum. I kind of like it.

Yeah, I've been here, man. Where these guys are, I've been there. I guess it comes to a point in your career where it feels good for me to come back, to give something back like this.

Man, see, you should have picked up that bat and baseball and learned to play the game when we were trying to teach you. You ain't going to make no money in journalism.

I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.

Everything has been written. Everybody knows everything about me. There are no secrets. Except the skeletons in my closet.