Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother

Time and tide wait for no man, but always stand still for a woman of thirty

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I really believe in the Freudian idea that every man wants a woman who's like his mother

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.