Love yourself every day, and twice on Sunday.

On the Catholic priesthood: I refuse to consider anything said to me about saving my soul by any man who spends all his time with one hand on the Bible and his other hand thrust down the pants of an adolescent child. I dont want to hear it.

I am a precious evil.

My pen is my razor, and I've been bleeding.

For one to expect or ask things of others that he himself, if asked, would not be willing to do or give, is the worst kind of arrogance.

Utter happiness is a fallacy. The best most of us can hope for is that occasional span of time which occurs at irregular lengths and intervals throughout our lives wherein for an all too ephemeral period, nothing in particular sucks about living.