Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.