Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

No normal man ever fell in love after 30 when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it