Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.