Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.