Love, in present-day society, is just the exchange of two imaginary pictures, and the contact of one epidermis with another.

Love is the exchange of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.

Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men.

The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.