Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.

You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.

If you spend all your time thinking about how someone is going to one-up you, you can't put your best foot forward.

I have a billion what-ifs and no way forward.

Heartbreak is good fuel for country songs. And cheating.

Had we never lov'd sae kindly,
Had we never lov'd sae blindly,
Never met -- or never parted --
we had ne'er been broken-hearted