Love fights with a kiss; hate fights with a fist.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

Love treats its enemies better than hate treats its friends.

Wooing a woman is like fishing; the quality of your catch is determined by the quality of your bait.

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.