Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

I drink to make other people interesting.