Love and faithfulness meet together; righteousness and peace kiss each other.
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BIBLE Mercy and truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed each other.
BIBLE Darkness is the only place, where chaos and peace always met and fell in love with each other.
AKSHAY VASU The Kingdom of God is about peace, love, joy and righteousness
SUNDAY ADELAJA We'll walk together holding hands, and kiss in broad daylight, and love each other as much as we wan...
LAUREN OLIVER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Ten greatest gifts; love, joy, peace, patience, long-suffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, ge...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Faithfulness is not holding the fort. It's storming the gates of hell and taking back enemy territor...
MARK BATTERSON Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other.
RAINER MARIA RILKE Love begets joy.
Joy begets peace.
Peace begets patience.
Patience begets kindness. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Love and friendship exclude each other.
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE If I must choose between peace and righteousness, I choose righteousness
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other.
WALTER LIPPMANN I have not hid thy righteousness within my heart; I have declared thy faithfulness and thy salvation...
BIBLE Guru and disciple do not meet accidentally, neither one becomes disciple by conversion only. In fact...
SW. CHIDANANDA TIRTHA I believe if the white and colored people could get together and be let alone, they would understand...
JOSEPHINE BAKER In embracing each other with Love, Understanding, Commitment and Kindness, we grow individually and ...
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON We don't need to kiss each other, we don't need to flirt with each other, we have to -- seriously on...
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV The values a man must cherish as his life-breath are, Truth, Righteousness, Peace, Love and Non viol...
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA Truth, righteousness, peace and love — these are the four pillars on which the mansion of happines...
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA We have peace with God by the righteousness of Christ, and peace of conscience by the fruits of righ...
THOMAS MANTON If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON I'd love to see a place where people could get together with their animals and meet other people.
ANGELA ALLEN War is blind and peace unspoken.
Love is blind and a kiss unspoken.
Bless the blind, and Love the br...
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assuranc...
BIBLE We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
JIMMY CARTER For the camera and for posterity, Stanley Marcus and Estee Lauder greeted each other with an embrace...
KENNEDY FRASER We all blend together and love each other. We're like brothers. We live five minutes away from each ...
MICHAEL GOLDEN I'm not an idealist. I know we're not going to be living in a world that's peace and lov...
MICHAEL FRANTI We do not want riches, we want peace and love.
RED CLOUD The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie, the three guys who work together...
SAMMY DAVIS, JR. How could you love us being together?" he asked me "We are nothing alike and we are not meant for ea...
C. JOYBELL C. And the fruit of righteousness is sown in peace of them that make peace.
BIBLE If he'd been any other boy, and this was any other world, I would have kissed him. Nothing could hav...
SARAH DESSEN Living together as brothers does not mean we don't argue with each other. It does mean we love each ...
JONATHAN CHEN But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentl...
BIBLE But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentlen...
BIBLE But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentlen...
BIBLE You don't love someone because they're a dream of perfection. You love them because of the way they ...
LANI WENDT YOUNG The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness ...
BIBLE We should really love each other in peace and harmony, instead we're fussin' n fighting like we ain'...
BOB MARLEY Man has to follow righteousness. He has to cultivate love. he has to live in peace. He has to observ...
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA World peace, like community peace, does not require that each man love his neighbor -- it requires o...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY I think you're still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me.
VERONICA ROTH Our Always and Forever..
In hope that one day we shall become one to share each day together,
with j...
FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
MOTHER TERESA Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
ALICE COOPER Every human longs for peace and love.
HIAWATHA I really love peace and quiet.
BARRY SANDERS Women are so strong and knowledgeable. You know, instead of competing with each other, I would love ...
MARIE OSMOND They play well together and understand each other.
HAL CAPPS That’s love: Two lonely persons keep each other safe and touch each other and talk to each other.
RAINER MARIA RILKE Meet the bonobos, the rare and marvelous “make love not war” great apes who swing through the tr...
SUSAN BLOCK Soldiers and peasants lived together on friendly terms; they knew each other and their everyday rout...
ERNST TOLLER Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.
UNKNOWN The musician and the listener.
If this is love between two strangers watching each other from a...
TABLO We have always love each other no matter what, we have always been one, and together we will last fo...
ANONYMOUS You see that in a lot of practice rooms. Guys who practice together have success together. They batt...
GARY WEISENSTEIN To live in peace and righteousness is to be restored to God’s dominion
SUNDAY ADELAJA They're used to each other because they played together on modified and they're comfortable with eac...
PAT GRACEY Cultivate the heart to raise a harvest of Truth, Righteousness, Peace and Love,This crop has to be r...
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA I was shortly again at the castle, and the Princess gave me her hand to kiss and then brought her ch...
MAX MULLER More evil gets done in the name of righteousness than any other way.
GLEN COOK A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.
GENA SHOWALTER Heaven is where two or more people meet to talk love and peace. Hell is where two or more people mee...
IRFAN HUSAYN Nobody's lives just fit together. Fitting together is something you work at. It's something you make...
RAINBOW ROWELL In these words the Apostle sets forth a most apt antithesis: first, he who is justified by faith has...
MARTIN LUTHER We walked to meet each other up at the time of our love and then we have been irresistibly drifting ...
LEO TOLSTOY Peace is our gift to each other.
ELIE WIESEL Regarding war and peace—the seed of each is planted in the other.
CLIFFORD COHEN Regarding war and peace—the seeds of each are planted in the other.
CLIFFORD COHEN Two armies are two bodies which meet and try to frighten each other.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE You know when we are blessed when our love strengthens for each other, that’s how you know God has...
FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE Peace and love! Peace and love! Peace and love!
RINGO STARR Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction
ANTOINE DE SAINT It is better to give someone the Peace of the Lord than a piece of your mind
JAIME CONTRERAS This team loved each other and we would die together.
JEFF OVERTON Besides throwing the ball around, it's also a good time for the players and coaches to meet each oth...
DAVE CASSELS The war is won before its begun.... release the doves
FALL OUT BOY War always has to be the last resort no the first response.
IPE MATHEW Loving money is more of a problem for those who do not have it.
PST ADELAJA SUNDAY You cannot promote peace while engaging in war.
SHELDON HAYES peace brings ignorance. war brings arrogance. ignorance bings war, war brings arrogance, arrogance b...
THOMAS PRICE In historical events great men-so called-are but the labels that serve to give a mane to an event, a...
LEO TOLSTOY Joy is love rejoicing; peace is love resting; longsuffering is love enduring; gentleness is love's s...
UNKNOWN I am at peace with myself.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The girls really gelled as a team and pushed each other this past week. Today at the meet they chall...
JENNIFER EVANS Love and friendship exclude each other
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE …she'll go and fall in love, and there's an end of peace and fun, and cozy times together.
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT Try it again," I said. "Kiss me."
"No," he said.
"Kiss me."
"No," And then he smiled....
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPÉRY Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction...
MME DE STAËL It is wonderful for us to live together in love, in peace and in faith.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same -- and most mot...
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