Lord, What a terrible shame. You're so attractive!'
I know, I want to tell her. It should have happened to someone really ugly. And then it wouldn't have mattered.

. . . she took her time, slowly smoothing the lace overly of her dress.

It's like watching a car accident, that reality TV.

So how does Liz Phair feel about Lana Del Rey? Well, as a recording artist, I've been hated, I've been ridiculed, and conversely, hailed as the second coming. All that matters in the end is that I've been heard.

You can't trust anyone - I learned that the hard way.

You cannot imagine my emotion behind the yew hedge…