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Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.


Auberon Waugh

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EVELYN WAUGH I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common exper...
EVELYN WAUGH My theme is memory, that winged host that soared about me one grey morning of war-time. These memori...
EVELYN WAUGH Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills ...
EVELYN WAUGH We will be closing 73 Toys ?R' Us stores in the United States only. This does not affect our interna...
KATHLEEN WAUGH We knew that Amazing Amanda was going to be huge this holiday season. Our early read is that sales o...
KATHLEEN WAUGH Rex has never been unkind to me intentionally. It's just that he isn't a real person at all; he's ju...
EVELYN WAUGH 'What war?' said the Prime Minister sharply. 'No one has said anything to me about a war. I really t...
EVELYN ARTHUR ST. JOHN WAUGH