Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any <br />normal questions.”<br />“Normal questions? Like what?”<br />“Like, I don’t know, like if Lynch had any enemies.”<br />“Did Lynch have any enemies?”<br />“Well, not that I know of, no.”<br />“Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn’t want to distract me, did you, Kenny?”<br />“No, that’s not—”<br />“Are you playing a game with me, Kenny?”<br />“I don’t know what you’re—”<br />Inspector Me leaned forward. “Did you kill him?”<br />“No!”<br />“It’d be OK if you did.”<br />Kenny recoiled, horrified. “How would that be OK?”<br />“Well,” Me said, “maybe not