Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

He'll be alright.