Lola's always babbling - her first word was 'doggie',

I like Doggie Chow too! -

To a Zoe Ball fan: Poor thing, she's your inspiration? What hope is there for you?

I've got a down-turned mouth, so unless I'm smiling, everyone thinks I'm miserable.

My life changed from the moment I saw that blue stripe on the pregnancy test, ... I knew I couldn't have a fag or a drink.

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.