Little children love bright, shiny things - and in my experience, most grown-up women aren't very different!

Pets inspire many different types of behaviour in their owners, mostly ranging from adoration to ridiculous obsessiveness, in my experience.

I have very little patience with children.

Watch the littlest kids carefully; the biggest messages for the grown-ups are hidden there!

Actors are frightened little children.

Suffer little children and come unto me.