Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.