Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

You look just like you!

I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot's done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit.

The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.

Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.

John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.