Life is too large to hang out a sign: "For men Only

Life is too large to hang out a sign: 'For Men Only.'

Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small

It's been very grass roots. The neighborhood is diverse, but most of the performers were white, white men.