Life is not about posting other peoples quotes ad nausium, but creating your own. So others may share yours ad nausium.

Let today be better than yesterday, and tomorrow be better than today.

Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Ever day someone somewhere in the world is quoting me.