Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.