Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.

Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

Life’s a journey for everybody but somebody has stolen my map.

In life, sometimes we fail and sometimes we succeed, but usually we learn most from the journey.

The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

Life is just a game to be played in an arena from where you can’t survive anyway.