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It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line. CHUCK PALAHNIUK We are all only God’s joke here having the same punch line.
VIKRANT PARSAI
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an acc... TOM ROBBINS I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
NORM MACDONALD I told a different disgusting joke with the same setup and a different punch line, ... I'm hoping th...
HARRY SHEARER He likes us to figure it out on our own.
DANIEL BERGMAN
Good generalship is the realisation that you've got to figure out how to accomplish your mission... NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. ... BRIAN P. CLEARY On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a p...
SYLVESTER MCCOY We were part of that era that said the establishment and giving away your life to spend 40 years on ...
MARTHA BLOWEN They surprised us with an unbalanced line and a quick snap. It took us a drive to figure it out.
CHARLIE BELL We're trying to respond to price signals and economics to try to figure out how we can deliver our c...
DAVID OSBURN Assistants are the people on the front line trying to figure out how to structure the argument.
CARTER PHILLIPS
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have... ROMAN POLANSKI
The thing I was beginning to figure out about Sam and Grace, the thing about Sam not being able to f... MAGGIE STIEFVATER
The gods too are fond of a joke. ARISTOTLE
The gods too are fond of a joke. BERTOLT BRECHT
The gods too are fond of a joke ARISTOTLE
The gods too are fond of a joke. EDWARD ALBEE
The [storm] line is still packing a good punch. BEN NELSON The president's proposed budget allows us to concentrate on our core mission.
KRISTINE FOYE
Our self- development is all about cultivating the traits that we need to achieve our life purpose, ... SUNDAY ADELAJA John is a fighter. He earned his medals the old-fashioned way, by putting his life on the line for h...
TERESA HEINZ KERRY
With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose... KEVIN NEALON Our mission is to help founders and anyone or anything that helps founders helps us with our mission...
NAVAL RAVIKANT I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after pu...
MINDY MCCREADY
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way. JERRY STILLER
He'd never forget what Naasir had said to him when Dmitri yelled that he didn't intend to bury anoth... NALINI SINGH The FDA's mission is to improve our health, not play to a political base, and right now it's failing...
CAROLYN MALONEY He's on the same line as (Joe Peruzzi and John Benson), scoring a lot of goals. We have a lot going ...
BRYAN LARRISON
My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. DAVID MAMET Our offensive line is going to carry us through the season. We've got four returning starters on the...
JUSTIN JOHNSON
I told Ersken, "Lately it's been like living on the knife's edge, never knowing which side I'll fall... TAMORA PIERCE
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? MONTY PYTHON Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a p...
MARTHA PLIMPTON If the skating one day will end, we're still going to go on. We're still going to figure out somethi...
DENIS PETUKHOV Eating and food are a wonderful part of our life's experience, and half of us are walking around...
GABRIELLE REECE Our minds allow us to be gods; our bodies force us to be animals.
ANGEL ORTIZ Their mission when they come here is to find out what can be done better for safety. That's the bott...
BILL GRANVILLE
The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. The most you can do is li... BARBARA KINGSOLVER Despite the global economic conditions and its potential effect on our [third-quarter] revenue, Adob...
BRUCE CHIZEN Hope is putting Faith "on the line" and expecting results!
(from Mission Possible - Spiri...
DEBORAH L. MCCARRAGHER
The weather is perfect. The gods are shining on us. FRANK SHORTER Women appeared to have less expectation of a reward, which in this case was the punch line of the ca...
ALLAN REISS If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.
KIMBERLY NOVOSEL Our gods are here, below, with us---in the office, the kitchen, the workshop, the toilet; the gods h...
YEVGENY ZAMYATIN I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.
AL MADRIGAL and since our mission was on-the-water rescue of people, tit ended when they told us the mission was...
MARK REED I certainly wish it would make its mind up. That would help us figure how to make our minds up.
DAN BUCKNER You never want to lose on Wednesday and that can humble you, but I think we need to go into Friday a...
CHARLEY BOYCE
is very simple to do. I start with the joke line and write backward. NIPSEY RUSSELL
is very simple to do.... I start with the joke line and write backward. NIPSEY RUSSELL Everything on the beach has a cool story. You just have to wring its little neck to figure it out.
CURT EBBESMEYER
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. OSCAR WILDE
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. OSCAR WILDE Everything in life is relative, figure it out!
WILLIE BELL
I had a couple of years in the mid-2000s where it was really confusing to me. I was like, 'Why i... CHRIS MARTIN Understanding what's out there is essential for us to cherish it We know so little about this life o...
BRIAN FISHER Understanding what's out there is essential for us to cherish it We know so little about this life...
BRIAN FISHER Maytag is on a mission to close our plant.
JIM REPACE Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seatt...
ISAAC BROCK I finally understand a little bit more of why Gods allows pain in this life. Maybe He tries to get u...
TOMMY POLO It was a slug-out. Just punch for punch. We were fortunate to get the last punch in.
KAY YOW He was as astonished as John Robinson was, ... He couldn't figure out where that flag came from.
JOHN HUBBARD If I die, its because my mission here on earth is accomplished.
MORAKENG SEKGOKA We're absolutely at our wits' end trying to figure out what's going on.
BILL TWEIT
We are gods. Our tools make us gods. In symbiosis with our technology, our powers are expanding expo... JASON SILVA Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI We're only shooting about 48 percent from the line on the year and two kids carry us from there. If ...
BRAD RUTTA Our mission is to help the people of our county. Our mission is to take people who need services.
ED MARCHI
A baby is Gods opinion that life should go on. CARL SANDBURG
John Kennedy led us on a journey to discover the moon. Obama needs to lead us on a journey to redisc... THOMAS FRIEDMAN
My whole mission in life is to help us find the power we lack to create the world we want, FRANCES MOORE LAPPE ...But we also believe that part of our mission in life is to find our bliss and follow it. Life is ...
DIANNE SYLVAN My impression is that the market is correctly anticipating that the Fed is close to being finished w...
JASON TRENNERT The airport is like Ride Line in that there are many, many grants out there. We're constantly trying...
DAVE OSBORN
The gods are fair, and they use our little vices to punish us WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There is no place in our budget to begin school construction this year. It may be two or three years...
HANK DAVIS John Morrell's major investment illustrates the company's confidence in Sioux Falls and its commitme...
DAVE MUNSON
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the ... ANTHONY BEAL
Laugh until you cry;never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this ...
MUNIA KHAN Before we'd go out [on a mission] he make us all rub that little bag, for luck.
JOSEPH BROWN The races will be an economic boom to the region. Our mission is to promote events that will have a ...
DAVE DUNLEAVY I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch l...
JEFF MACNELLY
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices make instruments to plague us. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on... ROBERT ORBEN The Healy's mission is to monitor the waters of the Arctic. It makes sense to homeport the vessel in...
COURTNEY BOONE Life is never without purpose, free will allows us, Gods promise binds us, His truths find us, His S...
TAURUS MORGAN
Our gods are much too busy in our lives for us to ignore them. (Myles) TAMORA PIERCE When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.
BRYAN FIELDS
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers. Prayer is a dangerous busin... LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD Any time you're playing against the best, with the type of people we have on our offensive line, it ...
BILL LAVERONI Life isn’t a rat race, rather a steady and cautious journey towards its mission.
CHANDAN KUMAR DE Understanding what's out there is essential for us to cherish it… We kn...
BRIAN FISHER Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
BRIAN LEE O'MALLEY Everyone came out intense. We hit them with a punch in the first quarter and added another punch in ...
KEVIN ANDERSON
If our ancestors could see us today, surely they would think us gods. DAN BROWN The mission I set out on in the beginning - to become heavyweight champion of the world, undisputed,...
LENNOX LEWIS The facilities don't allow us to achieve our mission or strategic plan fully in our current state.
DANIEL KLETT
My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so... 
Protest and anger practically always derives from hope, and the shouting out against injustice is al... 
No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the mai... 
By ensuring that no one in government has too much power, the Constitution helps protect ordinary Am... 
Learn as many mistakes and what not to do while your business or product is small. Don't be in s... 
This Constitution was not made for a day, nor is it composed of such flexible materials as to be war... 
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. 
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. 
Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. 
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ... 
When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b... 
The documented incidences of voter fraud are very rare, yet throughout the country, forces have mobi... 
Seeing that a Pilot steers the ship in which we sail, who will never allow us to perish even in the ... 
I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourm... 
Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fa... 
How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. 
You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw... 
I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'... 
The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ... 
Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my... 
As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allot... 
When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent. 
My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. 
I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop... 
Nothing is so discouraging to an actor than to have to work for long hours upon hours in brightly li... 
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer ... 
Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't i... 
Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving. 
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent. 
Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking. 
If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good. 
Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte... 
Well, if you're true to yourself you're going to be true to everyone else. 
The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven. 
I'm not interested in my legacy. I made up a word: 'live-acy.' I'm more interested i... 
The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shir... 
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. 
Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar. 
It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad y... 
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it! 
With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ... 
The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undi... 
Old friends are best. 
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side. 
A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. 
Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing. 
I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people cal... 
I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to ... 
You have to keep persevering. An actor goes to a lot of auditions and doesn't get the part. 
Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depress... 
A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work. 
Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. 
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do. 
There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles! 
When you have a regime that would be happier in the afterlife than in this life, this is not a regim... 
Well, you could take several stories off the buildings of most U.S. government agencies and we'd... 
Diplomacy is not an end in itself if it does not advance U.S. interests. 
Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the pre... 
There is no priority higher than the prevention of terrorism. 
It's a challenge to grow professionally and move up the corporate ladder when you're not rec... 
I do not support raising the minimum wage, and the reason is as follows. When the minimum wage is ra... 
Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens. 
In this age of communications that span both distance and time, the only tool we have that approxima... 
Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id. 
We direct the destinies of a mighty continent. Our resources are unlimited: our means unbounded. If ... 
Colors answer feeling in man; shapes answer thought; and motion answers will. 
I sang 'All Of Me' at the wedding. I sang 'Stay With You' from my first album. And t... 
In computer animation, every detail has to be thought out, designed, modeled, shaded, placed and lit... 
Love is my religion - I could die for it. 
Sunsets are so beautiful that they almost seem as if we were looking through the gates of Heaven. 
Love-quarrels oft in pleasing concord end. 
No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. 