Life is full of ironies and absurdities.

Look at 'Batman' - that was theater of the absurd, as is 'Family Guy.'

It's a wonderful thing to be able to make fun of yourself and to do it in a way that sort of preserves your dignity but, at the same time, lets you play the theater of the absurd.

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

I know they are better than a last-place team. We are going to have our hands full.