Life is a do-it-yourself project and we Jack Kevorkian-ed ourselves tonight. It was assisted suicide.

We have got to get some more contributions from the post. We're a doughnut down there and that has to be addressed.

In life sometimes people commit suicide not necessarily because they are evil,but because they decided to totally loose hope in the venture called life.

The only illegal route we can ever use to escape life's prison yard before our prison term expires legally is by suicide.

Even if you don't want to live you have too; because, your life is valuable. -Daniel Ray Waring jr.

To make yourself something less than you can be - that too is a form of suicide