Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!

It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.