Librarian: taking the E.T. out of Libertarian.

These were wise, modern children, and they knew: a mother could be a witch, a child could be a criminal. A librarian could be a thief.

Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian.

The Mummy (1999)

Don't say I'm a librarian though,

There's nothing like cataloguing books for taking your mind off things.

Like a good American, I wanted to sue somebody. But like a good librarian, I just sat at my desk and waited.