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He looks more like a delivery guy than a bounty hunter.
JOE INTISO
He just needs to fill out his paperwork at the bond office.
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You watch that Dog show, you see this guy apprehend two or three guys in an hour. But you don't see ...
JOE INTISO
Girls are the worst because they hide better. And guys never tell you about the chicks, especially i...
JOE INTISO
The element of surprise is very useful.
JOE INTISO
Sometimes you have to do things in our work that don't, um, comply with the rules.
JOE INTISO
It's the little ones that are the biggest problems. They're the ones who really don't want to go to ...
JOE INTISO
Grown men crying, big guys.
JOE INTISO
And because you're not a police officer, people are more apt to resist.
JOE INTISO
Prosperity lets goe the bridle. [Prosperity lets go the bridle.]
GEORGE HERBERT
Our bread and butter is getting the ball to Joe. We had to make some adjustments.
CHRIS WALKER
It is easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh
VIVIEN LEIGH
Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emoti...
MARY PICKFORD
Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emoti...
MARY PICKFORD
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, the...
TINA FEY
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS
You gotta make a change. Its time for us as a people to start making some changes, lets change the w...
TUPAC SHAKUR
Make way! Move it, people! Lets make room for this poor woman's hideously disfigured, ginormous brai...
JAMIE MCGUIRE
I always do drama. It's just that some people laugh at it and some people cry.
SAM ROCKWELL
It's a great atmosphere. Coach Scott is a little different than Coach Frank. Coach Scott lets you go...
MARC JACKSON
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS
If you cry 'forward', you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.
ANTON CHEKHOV
I am an unwilling devil. I cry like some vagrant child. I want to go home.
ANNE RICE
Audiences cry in the theater when people make a hard choice-for life.
BILL C. DAVIS
Audiences cry in the theater when people make a hard choice-for life.
BILL DAVIS
Some people go to the movies to be reminded that everything's okay. I don't make those kinds...
DAVID FINCHER
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
WILL ROGERS
I see some of myself in Joe.
JOHN WOODEN
Those are brave men... lets go kill them
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
To make a good movie, you have to make people laugh. To make a great movie, however, you have to mak...
DONALD LYNN FROST
This is a big cash-flow generator running full-on in all directions, and a lower risk play than St. ...
JUSTIN HUGHES
Once upon a time there were two parents, two children, and a brick house with lilies in the yard. Th...
LAUREN DESTEFANO
Not taking anything away from Joe T, but there are just some things Shockley can do that Joe T can't...
DEMARIO MINTER
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
HARLAN ELLISON
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
KINGSLEY AMIS
Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE
shane:do we have a choice
michael:dont think so
shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go...
RACHEL CAINE
I never simply go with experience. Some very inexperienced people can make great actors for certain ...
DONNA ADAMONIS
I'm like an onion. You can peel away my layers, but the further you go, the more it'll make you cry.
LAURA CARSTAIRS-WATERS
Opinions are like onions. They spell similarly, usually have many layers, and tend to make people cr...
CAITLYN PAIGE
It's depressing because we know some of the people. Whenever we start thinking about it, we cry.
DIANE MORRIS
I thought Joe was gonna tackle the dad-gum horse. I was gonna tell him, 'Go high on him, don't go lo...
BOBBY BOWDEN
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for ho...
ERIC IDLE
By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Don't cry; I want to go.
BILL AUSTIN
Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
BRETT HULL
It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wr...
JOAN ALLEN
I always want to make an album that lets people immerse in it, kind of like you get caught up in a g...
LUKE BRYAN
We come and cry and that is life, we cry and go and that is death.
PROVERB
Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE
Memories are what we cherish so lets make the present worth cherishing.
AMIT ABRAHAM
The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want to ...
STEVE BALLMER
Joe is a fantastic goalkeeper. He came up with some big saves.
MATT DAVENPORT
Nonsense! One for...uh, four for...ahhh, lets get some shut eye!
YUKON CORNELIUS
The Internet lets us do that for first time in the history of computers. It lets us, in effect, make...
DAVID ANDERSON
That's his move. He doesn't move the puck. he just lets it go.
BRIAN GIONTA
One just left crying. I said, ?Don?t cry, you?re going to make me cry.
YVONNE BEAUVAIS
Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
BRETT HULL
The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want to ...
STEVE BALLMER
I remember when Joe Calzaghe fought Jeff Lacy, and there was all this hype about Lacy being some sor...
LIAM SMITH
Lets make a change today while everybody takes a day off and waits to make a change tomorrow.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE
Some people go about doing good other people just go about.
VIKRANT PARSAI
I always say if music can't make you cry, you're a hopeless case. I don't cry very much ...
LINDA RONSTADT
Do everything with a mind that lets go. Do not expect praise or reward.
ACHAAN CHAH
Lets go now, this is our time. We are going to have fun now.
RANDY MOSS
I tried to get it back but OU did a good job of denying me the ball. So the second option was for Jo...
ACIE LAW
It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ...
JOAN ALLEN
Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?
NEIL GAIMAN
sadness is not to make you cry but to make you fight
MARIA MAYLINE GRANT
Imagination simply means, lets make possible in the most feasible arena, the mental realm.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Unhand me, gentlemen,By heaven! I'll make a ghost of him that lets me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.
CALVIN TRILLIN
Pain dies quickly, and lets her weary prisoners go; the fiercest agonies have shortest reign.
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT
Distance sometimes lets you know who is worth keeping, and who is worth letting go.
LANA DEL REY
Pain dies quickly, and lets her weary prisoners go; the fiercest agonies have shortest reign.
WILLIAM C. BRYANT
Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier...
VIVIEN LEIGH
Some people make their best music when life is horrible.
VINCE STAPLES
I watch television and I cry, and then I watch television and then I cry, and then I go on.
SHARON THOMAS
Lord, I cry unto thee: make haste unto me; give ear unto my voice, when I cry unto thee.
BIBLE
Some people really like to have an open car that lets them see everything. Of course, others want th...
CHARLES PELLY
He lets people (in the prison) know what he is called.
LARRY HACKETT
Some people make headlines while others make history.
PHILIP ELMER-DEWITT
To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA
Money may not make you happy but it is sure lets you choose your anxieties.
VIKRANT PARSAI
I would like to say that I was inspired to write 'Shiver' by some overwhelming belief in tru...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
Isn't that what a good story does? It pulls you in and never lets you go.
JENNIFER DONNELLY
Acting is bad acting if the actor himself gets emotional in the act of making the audience cry. The ...
REX HARRISON
If someone could make you smile longer , remember they could make you cry harder.
ANJU
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
MICHAEL JORDAN
You don't know how bad I want that tournament. I've been watching Saint Joe and Villanova go since I...
MARK TYNDALE
Shakespeare lets us see real people undergoing real processes, with real feelings.
VANESSA REDGRAVE
People will always talk, so lets give them sumthin to talk about
LADY GAGA
Cry as much as you want to, but make sure when you're finished, you never cry for the same reason ag...
WIZ KHALIFA
Experience is a wonderful thing - it lets us recognize our mistakes when we make them again.
UNKNOWN
Do a cup of Joe with Joe.
JOE LIEBERMAN
It's for Joe Public, not Joe Louis.
AL LACHICA
People can cry much easier than they can change.
JAMES BALDWIN

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I am a gentleman. My natural inclination is to be on my best behavior.
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Never get involved with a business that you can't really be hands-on - that if your employees qu...
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I'm known to be hands on 100%. I don't know any other way to be than a leader by example.
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I don't bow down to the federal government.
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I love that Cadillac ATS!
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JOE PISCOPO
Back in George W. Bush's second term, when diplomatic realism began to overtake foolish bellicos...
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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
JOE PATERNO
As a writer, you have to first of all write what you want to. Listen to advice, by all means, but do...
JOE ABERCROMBIE
When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding h...
JOE GOLD
Gold's was the first bodybuilding gym made for bodybuilders.
JOE GOLD
Carbs - especially pasta - are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle.
JOE BASTIANICH
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JOE SCARBOROUGH
Don't be too busy earning a living to make any money.
JOE KARBO
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Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
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When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out.
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I feel very fortunate to have broken in with the Milwaukee Braves organization.
JOE TORRE
Act like you expect to get into the end zone.
JOE PATERNO
Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.
JOE MURRAY
Having a blank slate is sometimes as daunting as it is exciting.
JOE MADUREIRA
My family's support and the negative environment of the day toward blacks in South Carolina beca...
JOE FRAZIER
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You have to make it happen.
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstei...
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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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Of course you know, this means war.
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It takes time to save time.
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Thorough preparation makes its own luck.
JOE POYER
What I do is prepare myself until I know I can do what I have to do.
JOE NAMATH
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
JOE WALSH
Any manager who can't get along with a .400 hitter is crazy.
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Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of excellence or worth is a tragedy.
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JOE DIMAGGIO
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JOE PATERNO
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There are only two sorts of people in life you can trust -- good Christians and good Communists.
JOE SLOVO
When you win nothing hurts.
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The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
JOE PATERNO
Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks.
JOE PATERNO
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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When you win, nothing hurts.
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JOE NAMATH
We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it.
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The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.
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Study the best and highest things that are; but of yourself humble thoughts retain.
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I have a fear of failure.
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Our value is the sum of our values.
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Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
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People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well.
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The first task of a leader is to keep hope alive.
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Every man's got to figure to get beat sometime.
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In sports... you play from the time you're eight years old, and then you're done forever.
JOE MONTANA
A committee of one gets things done.
JOE RYAN
I don't remember, I didn't do it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it
JOE SIMMONS
The only things I regret... are the things I didn't do.
JOE KARBO
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
JOE ANCIS
Dream the impossible dream.
JOE DARION
It always takes awfully long time to understand unbelievably simple things.
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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That was the age of great men, doing what was right.
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
JOE THEISMANN
I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be.
JOE MANCHIN
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JOE GREEN
We have reached an important milestone and achieved a new momentum in reaching a goal all Americans ...
JOE LIEBERMAN
Ali even told me in the ring, 'You can't beat me - I'm your Lord.' I just told him, ...
JOE FRAZIER
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JOE TORRE
Affirmative action was always racial justice on the cheap.
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JOE TORRE
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Our workers comp debt is the Achilles heel of our state's economy, and I firmly believe that in ...
JOE MANCHIN
Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN
When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO
One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN
Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN
The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK
Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN
I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO
Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON
No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN
I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA
I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN
The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH
We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN
I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE
Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON
People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON