Let's judge a man on what he's done.

I've done it all.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

You get nothing done if you don't listen to each other.

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.