Let's have some new cliches.

Some of the regrets I've had about my own career are things I have not done that I should have done. More than some of the things that I've done.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.