Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind — that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking.

I believe that no discovery of fact, however trivial, can be wholly useless to the race, and that no trumpeting of falsehood, however virtuous in intent, can be anything but vicious.

I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches, and deserves no more respect.

I believe in the complete freedom of thought and speech — alike for the humblest man and the mightiest, and in the utmost freedom of conduct that is consistent with living in organized society.

I believe in the capacity of man to conquer his world, and to find out what it is made of, and how it is run.

I believe in the reality of progress.

I —But the whole thing, after all, may be put very simply. I believe that it is better to tell the truth than to lie. I believe that it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe that it is better to know than be ignorant.

With all due respect, if you’re forty-three, then I’m a fetus.