Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.


Woody Guthrie

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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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Rudy turned him with a chicken-wing tilt with one minute to go.
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That's what the right-wing is good at: figuring out the left wing.
KATHY ACKER
Most good art is left wing. It's a moot point whether there is any good right-wing art.
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I'm a terrible cook, at our house dinner time is a chicken wing and a prayer.
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'Vanity Fair' is a left-wing rag.
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I grew up in a household that was very left wing.
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Right-wing in Holland is to the Left of the Tories in England.
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Its left wing seemed to hit the ground and the plane flipped over.
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Who am I helping, what am I breaking, what am I giving, what am I taking?
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Don't wait for someone to take you under their wing. Find a good wing and climb up underneath it.
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Donald Trump has taken me under his wing,
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He was kind enough to take me under his wing.
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Don't believe those who claim that only left wing parties really care about employment.
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I think, politically, I'm pretty left-wing, and I try to be very neutral in my work.
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Only a free West can help the prisoners of today's left- and right-wing dictatorships.
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People are worried by the quality of Chavez's advisors and the left-wing factions that support him.
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The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery.
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He (Bell) was the person that had to take me under his wing.
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Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce
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He's married to that right wing.
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They execute the Wing-T like we want to. They have a lot of misdirection. ... They've just got so ma...
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Becoming a part of a movement doesn't help anybody think clearly.
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The right wing has monopolized the AM radio airwaves.
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Depending on how we start the season, I can play center or wing... It doesn't matter to me.
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I'm not sure it was a blood relationship. Clarence told me Lonnie had taken him under his wing.
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They were leaving me open on the wing. I took advantage of those opportunities.
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When I first got over here, he really helped me out. He took me under his wing.
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Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing.
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Knowledge is the wing whereby we fly to Heaven.
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Being attacked by right-wing Christians did not bother me. Being attacked by liberal feminists did.
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You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
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I'm so happy to be here.
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Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
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I'm really quite normal. My imagination has some serious kinks in it, that's all.
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The marsh is a filter system, and it buffers the effect of the flood and storm tides.
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We are going to wait and see how many declare and go from there.
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It was like kids taking a pencil and drawing an outline around their hand.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. ...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex an...
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw...
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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