Lawyers would not take debtor cases if they didn't get a priority (repayment) position.
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The debtor lawyers that I know, and I know most in the state, are very, very busy.
DAVID RUBIN I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I am really impressed by lawyers who write books and tell us that they never lost a case. Most lawye...
FLOYD ABRAMS Most of the time it's the big criminal lawyers that take care of those cases.
JOE CLARK The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
CLARENCE DARROW The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries
CLARENCE DARROW By not trying the small cases, the lawyers don't get the courtroom experience. So when the huge,...
JOE JAMAIL If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
EDWARD F. HALIFAX If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
SIR GEORGE SAVILE If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers
GEORGE SAVILE If you dont love somebody, it gets annoying if they tell you what to do or what to feel. When you lo...
DONALD MILLER Pursuit for heaven’s priority will mark the true believer
SUNDAY ADELAJA Passion for heaven’s priority will mark the true believer
SUNDAY ADELAJA Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Power does not corrupt man; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW It's a real serious problem. There are lawyers out there who are advertising and chasing cases. Ever...
CHRISTOPHER MCGRATH They're wrong. It's based on turnout, not total registered voters. Their lawyers are going to say it...
GENE PIERCE If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
GEORGE SAVILE If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
LORD HALIFAX If we know people want to get out, and if they have medical issues, that's our top priority.
BILLY PARKER Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, o...
ROBERT BLACK I think our 13 position players, whoever they are, would look at me like I was nuts if I didn't take...
JIM LEYLAND If banks anticipate government will come to the rescue should the credit market go badly awry, they ...
ERIC MASKIN Before you take your debtor to court,first open his book of remembrance to see how much he has patro...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Getting the mortgage sorted is the top priority. His options are to change to a repayment mortgage o...
BEN YEARSLEY If an investor signed a contract and flipped it three months later, the IRS would say it was not hel...
STEPHEN WAYNER If we had a big Apple Records lawyers meeting or something, and we were sitting there and John was b...
YOKO ONO [So is the individual disregarded?] They're not ignored, ... but they may not get the priority a sha...
LOUIS THOMPSON Our wrangling lawyers are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their cl...
ROBERT BURTON If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
CHARLES DICKENS If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
CHARLES DICKENS They are not a priority for this commissioner.
ELIZABETH HARRINGTON I'm very strict with lawyers. I expect them to be on time and ready. Somewhere along the line a hand...
LUIS AGUILAR A lot of people would not be sympathetic to the fact that the union would seem to be suffering. A lo...
JUSTICE THEODORE JONES We need a governor who will function and treat his position as a job. It's not the position you take...
DAVID MADDEN Dog cases cause such severe neighbor problems. The dog cases, they get so contentious.
ALISON TATE Color had been made the mark of enslavement and was taken to be also the mark of inferiority; for pr...
WILLIAM PICKENS They get booked and charged and are convicted of crimes, in many cases, they are not guilty of.
BILL CHANDLER It was a little tough tonight. Every time we would get in front of (Jones), they would lob it over o...
CHRIS MCDONALD The 15 defendants did not have independent lawyers, they had state-appointed lawyers, who [reportedl...
TOLIB YAKUBOV Punting would be a priority.
TOMMY BOWDEN It puts them in a very precarious position. They know when they take the pledge that it's not in the...
TED ARRINGTON Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.
JOHN NAISBITT That's not necessarily our priority. Those guys add something to the mix, but they do take a lot of ...
BILL TORREY If expecting something in return is your reason for giving, you are really not giving- you're swappi...
DAVID COTTRELL If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... It would be a gold mine for lawyers.
GORDON QUAN He's an incredible asset to the district, not only his position, but Mark as a person has really tak...
DAWN CHECK We are well below that. I'm not sure how long it will take to get back to that position.
COLIN MCCLELLAND The debt management plan is really a repayment plan.
DEANNE LOONIN I knew Mark trusted doctors. If they told him to take it, he'd never question it. Then, he went home...
ANNA SHEA If they were able to target her, it would probably take even fewer steps to get information from ran...
GREGG MASTORAS We have a country plagued by kidnapping, by political killings, under foreign occupation. Setting an...
JEAN-ROBERT LAFORTUNE They would kick in doors, kick the suspects, drag them out, beat them up and take them to the base. ...
CARLOS TAPIA God is not looking for repayment, but repentance. What heals a broken relationship is sincere love a...
FREDERICA MATHEWES-GREEN If we get a new group going, we'll be cutting checks for those folks. It's a priority.
DOUGLAS TOMS [But overall,] these new annuity products are not bad, ... If they would get their total expenses do...
DAVID JACOBS If we can just get a few people who know about these cases to call us and give details, we can close...
ED MATTINGLY Most lenders offer varying repayment schedules.
SUE MILLER They would take huge flack from shareholders if they did.
CAROLINE LEVY If you take a risky single and get run out, you would be frustrated.
DUNCAN FLETCHER If I am confirmed to this position, my first priority will be to maintain consistency and continuity...
BEN S. BERNANKE If the Fed could get the recovery the way we present it, it would take it -- it's not a bad outcome ...
FREDERICK BREIMYER And it will be HHS and not the academy that will have to deal with the consequences.
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ANDREW ROSENTHAL i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new p...
MEGAN BOYLE If the cases in Sudan are confirmed, it would be a great worry for us.
MAZLAN JUSOH If life were a novel, then dead would mark the end of the first chapter...
KELLY NELSON But, for better or for worse, most of the cases I have been involved in lately are divorce cases tha...
GARY KESSLER If they want to become the world No. 1 they should have a very focused business. The logical consequ...
JUERGEN RECK They have a plan for making the free frontage roads slow. So slow that if people wanted to get anywh...
LINDA CURTIS The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.
JAMES HOWELL I hold every man a debtor to his profession.
FRANCIS BACON If Northwest Iowa hospitals get bogged down with a number of flu cases, maybe central Iowa has more ...
DEB STEFFEN Right now, there's a serious problem with people, in effect, chasing ambulances, going out and being...
LOUIS SIMON This is a business. People get paid to take other people's garbage. If they take the garbage, they g...
RUDY GIULIANI It's more positional play now. Before, if you got beat, your first instinct was to grab and hook and...
DALLAS DRAKE I would also certainly continue to keep loan repayment interest rates as low as possible. And I woul...
CHARLES VEST It is a key priority for Citigroup to resolve major cases like this one and to put a difficult chapt...
CHARLES O. PRINCE III In a significant number of cases in which the police taser somebody, they would have used a gun if t...
CYRIL WECHT As (traffic) worsens I think at some point that issue will have higher priority, ... I don't think p...
KIM WILDE I would give pool tournaments in the USA priority over those smaller events if there was a dates cla...
DAILY EXPRESS A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy
PUBLILIUS SYRUS it's not my position to get into telling people what they can and cannot report.
SCOTT MCCLELLAN I would imagine the government lawyers are as equally worried about his testimony as the defense law...
BRAD LEWIS Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Men are men before they are lawyers, or physicians, or merchants, or manufacturers; and if you make ...
JOHN STUART MILL Men are men before they are lawyers, or physicians, or merchants, or manufacturers; and if you make ...
JOHN STUART MILL We're seeing a lot of increased activity but at this point, it doesn't look really significant. It m...
DR. LINDA ROSEN This is the performance of his life. If he does not hit his mark on the first take and get the jury ...
BRIAN WICE If a player's No. 1 priority is just to showcase his skills, that won't work here. They have to lear...
DOUG WAGEMESTER No man can make another a debtor against his will
LEGAL MAXIM If I was applying for a legal position, I would highlight my experience working for the San Francisc...
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE Not every lawyer gets to the Supreme Court frequently, and some lawyers never get there.
DAVID WEAVER I think the government needs to take another look. They have really not paid much attention to this ...
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