Lawyers would not take debtor cases if they didn't get a priority (repayment) position.


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The debtor lawyers that I know, and I know most in the state, are very, very busy.
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Most of the time it's the big criminal lawyers that take care of those cases.
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers
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Pursuit for heaven’s priority will mark the true believer
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Passion for heaven’s priority will mark the true believer
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
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If we know people want to get out, and if they have medical issues, that's our top priority.
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Getting the mortgage sorted is the top priority. His options are to change to a repayment mortgage o...
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
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If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
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They are not a priority for this commissioner.
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Dog cases cause such severe neighbor problems. The dog cases, they get so contentious.
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They get booked and charged and are convicted of crimes, in many cases, they are not guilty of.
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Punting would be a priority.
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It would be a gold mine for lawyers.
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We are well below that. I'm not sure how long it will take to get back to that position.
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The debt management plan is really a repayment plan.
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FREDERICA MATHEWES-GREEN
If we get a new group going, we'll be cutting checks for those folks. It's a priority.
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ED MATTINGLY
Most lenders offer varying repayment schedules.
SUE MILLER
They would take huge flack from shareholders if they did.
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If you take a risky single and get run out, you would be frustrated.
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And it will be HHS and not the academy that will have to deal with the consequences.
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We're not limited to awarding to just a single company.
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If the cases in Sudan are confirmed, it would be a great worry for us.
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The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.
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I hold every man a debtor to his profession.
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A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS
A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy
PUBLILIUS SYRUS
it's not my position to get into telling people what they can and cannot report.
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No man can make another a debtor against his will
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MARK RUSSELL
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN
Here's one of my bad habits: when I go to someone's house, I head straight to their bookshel...
MARK FRAUENFELDER
Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
MARK BILLINGHAM
China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
MARK CARWARDINE
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN
There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN
Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN
Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN
The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS
A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN
Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN
There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN
The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN