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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.


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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the Seven was wont to say: "That laws were like cobwebs; where the small flies were caught,...
FRANCIS BACON Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large thin...
SOLON Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
HONORE DE BALZAC Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
HONORé DE BALZAC Prison'd in a parlour snug and small, Like bottled wasps upon a southern wall.
WILLIAM COWPER True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will like them only entangle and hold the poor and weak, w...
ANACHARSIS Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will, like them, only entangle and hold the poor and weak, ...
ANACHARSIS ANACHARSIS Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will, like them, only entangle and hold the poor and weak, ...
ANACHARSIS Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will, like them, only entangle and hold the poor and we...
ANACHARSIS I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science. The laws may have been decreed by God, bu...
STEPHEN HAWKING Shut your mouth and you'll catch no flies
PROVERB Break through in life is like the main menu,but before you encounter it,you must first encounter man...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Little cork-bodies poppers are really fun flies to catch them on.
CHUCK GREEN Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
W.B. YEATS Small world," said Coraline. "It's big enough for her," said the cat. "Spiders' webs only have to be...
NEIL GAIMAN Words are sometimes sensitive instruments of precision with which delicate operations may be perform...
HELEN MERELL LYND There are laws. There are rules. And when you break them, there are consequences. Laws of nature and...
AMY HARMON When you break the big laws, you do not get liberty; you do not even get anarchy. You get the small ...
G. K. CHESTERTON An eagle does not catch flies.
PROVERB The eagle does not catch flies
PROVERB May princes know then that they begin to lose (their) state at that hour in which they begin to brea...
NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings; Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE They've yet to break through and catch fire. It doesn't look good for the Democrats.
BRUCE RANSOM Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor, but would be to...
ANARCHARSIS Laws are generally found to be nets of such a texture, as the little creep through, the great break ...
WILLIAM SHENSTONE Laws are generally found to be nets of such a texture, as the little creep through, the great break ...
WILLIAM SHENSTONE Catch, then, O catch the transient hour; Improve each moment as it flies!
SAINT JEROME Catch, then, O catch the transient hour; Improve each moment as it flies!
ST. JEROME True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings;
Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures ki...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would b...
ANACHARSIS Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would b...
ANACHARSIS ANACHARSIS We may shine, we may shatter,
We may be picking up the pieces here on after,
We are fragil...
THOMPSON SQUARE Man will always do evil and break laws if God’s moral laws are not their foundation
SUNDAY ADELAJA Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions; - that laws were like cobwebs, -for that if ...
DIOGENES Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.
TERRY WOGAN Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th...
T. J. MILLER There is such a thing as legitimate warfare: war has its laws; there are things which may fairly be ...
JOHN HENRY NEWMAN You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
AMERICAN PROVERB The laws of God, the laws of man he may keep that will and can; not I: let God and man decree laws f...
A. E. HOUSMAN Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones... Words will never, et cetera.
JIM BUTCHER Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can hurt like hell.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
CHARLAINE HARRIS Spiders' webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.
NEIL GAIMAN Time flies and we walk thats the reason we never catch up with time.
NOMAN QAYYUM All I can tell you is this. Some hearts break from grief some from joy. Some even break from love. B...
CATHERINE M. WILSONSON Your children are not your children.
They are sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. ...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Let the devil catch you but by a single hair, and you are his forever
GOTTHOLD EPHRAIM LESSING Immigration laws are the only laws that are discussed in terms of how to help people who break them.
THOMAS SOWELL We may not all break the Ten Commandments, but we are certainly all capable of it. Within us lurks t...
ISADORA DUNCAN Spiders’ webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.’ Coraline
NEIL GAIMAN You may slip but God isn't going to let you down. His loving arms will always be there to catch you.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE But you, Helene Aquilla, are no swift-burning spark. You are a torch against the night - if you dare...
SABAA TAHIR True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings; Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings....
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We have but one flag, one country; let us stand together. We may differ in color, but not in sentime...
NATHAN BEDFORD FORREST If we're going to change the laws, let's change them in ways which makes it easier to catch ...
JOHN DINGELL A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Now to the Goths, as swift as swallow flies, There to dispose this treasure in mine arms And s...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE No laws can be bend for just one man. Just as all are equal before the laws of God. However, if we c...
C. LIDE SANGTAM You catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar, as they say, though I warrant you get even more ...
THOMM QUACKENBUSH Rumor, than which no evil flies more swiftly. She flourishes as she flies, gains strength by mere mo...
VIRGIL It would be illegal to apply this proposed definition to any federal contract. The minority small bu...
AIDA ALVAREZ Habits are first cobwebs, then cables.
SPANISH PROVERB Restless thoughts, like a deadly swarm of hornets arm'd, no sooner found alone, but rush upon me thr...
JOHN MILTON We may be a small island, but we are not a small people.
EDWARD HEATH May feel like you're falling', Tabby, but remember, I'm at the bottom ready to catch you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY Dreams are like stars,
you may never catch them
but if you follow them
they will lead...
LIAM PAYNE Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.
TIM MINCHIN I am very disappointed that David decided to break Ohio's election laws. But I think that voters can...
MARK MALLORY She caught almost every pitch last year. We plan on giving her a break every now and then to let (Sa...
BILLY LYON A spoken word is not a sparrow. Once it flies out, you can't catch it.
RUSSIAN PROVERB Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts
ROBERT FULGHUM Sticks and stones may break our bones, but names will break our spirit.
JAMES HOWE Let the spark in you catch fire and burn into the air, so that it may light up the sky.
SAIM .A. CHEEDA My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps.
AMANDA HARLECH Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was ...
P. J. O'ROURKE I just wanted to get out there and blow the cobwebs out.
JODIE HENRY It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
CHINESE PROVERB Jonathan and I are highly aligned.
SCOTT MCNEALY Though he is small, he is but fierce.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
UNKNOWN AUTHOR Laws made in Alaska, which is known for its lawlessness, are as valid as laws made in Pennsylvania, ...
KEVIN BLEYER Most people...are nothing but glimmers in the great darkness of time. But you...are no swift-burning...
SABAA TAHIR It are not the bad apples that wasps eat.
DUTCH PROVERB Easy, simple and great laws, which await nothing but a sign from the lawgiver to spread prosperity a...
CESARE BECCARIA Swift returned her scowl with an implacable glance. "Never do an enemy a small injury."
"Only y...
LISA KLEYPAS Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let othe...
JIM ROHN Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let other...
JIM ROHN Let others lead small lives, but not you.. Let others argue over small things, but not you.. Let oth...
JIM ROHN

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