Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

Humor is tragedy plus time

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.