Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.