Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I can't even tell you what's going on. I learned about this last night,

They've come up with some sort of fine or something, or some sort of Notice of Apparent Liability, they're after me again, ... I don't care how many times, as long as they don't come after me personally.

Does it make you nervous for you to talk to me?

You haven't come with me yet? How dare you? We're up to wild, crazy stuff; the show has never sounded better.

I made them millions of dollars. If I was hurting them why did they keep me on the air for 14 months? How can you have it both ways?