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LISA LESLIE They were in organized sports, but in their free time they played at the park all the time. They pla... JUDY HAWK I told our girls I was happy with the way they fought back and took it to five games, but I thought ... KRISTA MIKESCH Other big schools have ballrooms in their student centers and they get used all the time. If we make... ERIC HAALAND When it comes to women, there has been a tendency to define women in sports in the context of their ... INDRA NOOYI When I was growing up, we never had much money. My parents were divorced young, but I was always sur... PATRICIA POLACCO It was a tough game. Dayton comes to play. They always play good basketball against us and tonight w... BRUCE MOORE I think when other teams have to pick their poison to see basically who they want to match their lin... PATRICK MARLEAU I think you have to credit their defense in the first half. They really pressured Nicole (Powell) an... 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GWEN STEFANI The only thing I would say is, sometimes when programs change coaches, he may have some other ideas ... BOB STULL I think the most important thing that happened to us the whole time we were here was more recent ... JANETTE LOW It goes way, way back when we were under Sweden's rule. We always think they are better than us.... SAKU KOIVU These guys don't have all the physical ability but they are able to win basketball games because the... ALLEN IVERSON During inspiration, you lose some quotes and they are gone for life. :) You didnt let it LIVE :(.. DAR ADLEY i didnt understand why my past realationship were so bad now i know so when we meet we had something... WOW We were in position at the right time on defense but I don't think we always made that key play. We ... MIKE CURTIS We want to play really well against the big teams, but our most important games are against Switzerl... CHRISTOPH SCHUBERT This means everything. Everybody at our school, they didn't think we could do it. They thought Prair... ALEX MONTGOMERY We played well against Perquimans and against Pasquotank we just didn't take care of the ball. And t... DAN CORBIN why should we feel ashamed of what has happend ,,,, we didnt ask for it ,,, are abuser forced it upo... GRACE These were much needed wins for the boys. You never want to start 0-6, but with the quality of teams... JOSH CAMMACK They got close and it seemed like the whole crowd was against us. But champions have to battle again... HAYWARD BROWN No matter how their year is going, they always get motivated to play here. I think they love the cha... KATIE MONTGOMERY The last team we faced was definitely an experience for us. They were the best in their division and... MAX KLINEMAN I thought we played hard. But South Shore played hard too. Give them credit. They were able to play ... DON MORELAND Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're ... ANN COULTER It was kind of hard for us to have Collins in the first game because they have pretty much the same ... ESTELLE JOHNSON We were just a group of boys who loved to play basketball and had fun. We felt like the movie 'Hoosi... FREDDIE MAGGARD I think we're probably the first school to try to play all the Division I schools in Florida . The r... DUSTY RHODES It's unfair because the people booing, I believe, wouldn't want to have their child booed. Fans don'... ALLEN IVERSON The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th... DALEEN IRSHAID When we played man, they were picking us to death in the first half. When we played zone, they were ... BOB BLAKE We get everybody's best shot when we play them. The team that beat us the other day (Faulkner) thoug... GENE DEWS I think this is what the NCAA Tournament is all about, just playing against great competition night ... RANDY FOYE It took us awhile to settle in to what we wanted to do. Part of it was that Storm Lake gets you to p... BARRY BORCHERS I think we didn't play our style of basketball in the second half. I don't know what happened, but y... ALISON LACEY We don't have a district to play in, and sometimes it seems like we don't even have a region to play... BLAIR BROWN It might have hurt us in recruiting that first year. A lot of schools were using it against us, sayi... BOBBY JOHNSON Coach was saying to make sure that we play hard because he's going to get us in and out of there, an... ISAIAH FOX I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this.... DONALD MILLER So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we... LAUREN MYRACLE I don't think we thought we were going to lose the game, or the game was in danger. So I don't think... RITCHIE MCKAY Ball control-wise, I think they (Bemidji) had to use their left side a little bit more tonight. They... LISA SCHRIVER It's going to be a good challenge for us to play against them. I think our guys are all of the opini... FLIP SAUNDERS So far we've only lost to one Division II opponent (Lake Superior State). We still have some tough m... TONY LARSON Everything went against us early, but the kids did a great job. It was just back and forth. They had... JOEY HAWKINS We'll play; we're happy to be in the tournament. However, we have the best record in college basketb... JACK KVANCZ Their defense bothered us tonight. I scouted them four times and I didn't see that kind of play in (... KATHY CLARK It was smart coaching against us. When they were up they held the ball, and we had to go and get the... JACK RENTKO I knew we were going to have to play better than when we saw them the first time. We must have becau... JOE LOIACONO In games, we can't let other teams hang around with us. Other teams get pumped to play us and we're ... DAVE BOWMAN They were already expected to beat us, but I think their result at Arsenal makes it even more likely... ROGER ASHBY We must allow ourselves to think, we must dare to think, even though we fail. It is in the nature of... THOMAS BERNHARD We finished tonight and I had talked about how we didn't finish in the other two games. We felt they... VON GRAFFIN That was the Toledo team that was picked to win the [MAC] West. They played with an intensity, a fer... CHARLES RAMSEY It was kind of cool to have us all out there. Most of us have played against each other since we wer... CODY CIPRIANO I think we were playing a little too relaxed ... that was kind of a wake-up call for us letting us k... 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All we were doing was showing the government that it must give us our ... GEORGE ISHAQ I want to have a lot of fun during my senior year and hopefully get a high seed at the Open. We were... MARTELLE SIMPSON I'm proud of the boys, because they have gone through stretch of four games in six days. Our defense... CURT GROTTENTHALER You lose your seat at the table pretty quickly, not just in the Olympics, but in other sports commun... JEFF ROBBINS The big guy picked up those two fouls, but I think that actually hurt us because their other guys we... ALONZO SLEDGE In recent generations, women's sports have been a blessing. Some of us can remember the bad old ... GEORGE VECSEY They aren't as experienced as the other teams we play because most have never played soccer before. ... ERIC PYRON Faith, family, academics and then sports was the order of priorities in my family. My parents really... JEREMY LIN We didn't want to drop three in a row before we have to face a tough Charlotte team. 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I have no t... TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded. TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among... TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it? TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac... TUCKER CARLSON I care about John Kerry. TUCKER CARLSON There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated... TUCKER CARLSON There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig... TUCKER CARLSON There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ... TUCKER CARLSON No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable... TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r... TUCKER CARLSON