Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the Lord. (Proverbs 18:22 KJV)
Gentlemen, Findeth does not mean you try every lady in church or your work place and then choose one of them. It means waiting on God.

Don't go looking for boys in the dark
They will say pretty things then
leave you with scars.
Do go looking for boys in the park
For that is where the true gentlemen are.

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.

Those who say that life is worth living at any cost have already written an epitaph of infamy, for there is no cause and no person that they will not betray to stay alive