Labels need to work with artists to help them achieve their best work, not to jam records out that are half-baked or three-quarters baked.
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YIDDISH PROVERB Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven
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Accept them for who they are not.
Understand them at their worst.
And...
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DEBBIE FIELDS I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that y...
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LOLLY WALTON People seem content. I'm not sure that there was much upside baked into anyone's expectations,
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JIMMY WALKER We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
JIMMY CARTER Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve...
JIMMY CARTER Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
JIMMY CARTER We reached a high point in my opinion with the passage of the civil rights legislation and Martin Lu...
JIMMY CARTER War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a go...
JIMMY CARTER It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a...
JIMMY CARTER Testing oneself is best when done alone.
JIMMY CARTER Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER