LORD ILLINGWORTH: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden. / MRS. ALLONBY: It ends with Revelations.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life